Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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