He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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