Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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