Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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