That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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