You're my little dorito
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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