But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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