At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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