Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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