Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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