She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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