found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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