i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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