Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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