No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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