office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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