I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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