I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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