sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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