hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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