I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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