Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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