I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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