Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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