Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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