Nicole vs. Life
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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