We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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