Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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