Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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