We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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