porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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