Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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