hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Drunk is not a location!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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