Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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