she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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