drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Its about making memories worth repressing
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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