My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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