You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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