okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
