Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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