I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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