This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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