atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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