so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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