I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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