Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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