What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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