You're so nebulous sometimes
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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