hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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