i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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