Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dear god my vagina.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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