Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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