I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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