I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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