I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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