on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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