it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The ass gains better be worth it
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